How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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