oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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