dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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