I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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