areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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