David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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