I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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