Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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