Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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