"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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