Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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