Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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