That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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