I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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