from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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