i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
40s are totally the cure
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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