Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm bleeding and have questions
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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