I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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