dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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