Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Still dying that you shit outside
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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