Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
never play flip cup with pint glasses
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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