I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love accidental penises.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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