I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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