office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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