Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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