i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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