sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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