i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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