sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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