I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
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