I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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