He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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