okay pat passed out under dana's car
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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