i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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