They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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