Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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