i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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