I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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