Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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