There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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