Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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