..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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