What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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