Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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