He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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