The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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