She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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