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(619): View more from California

Call me when you're up

(619): View more from California

Great dream, you were in it

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(858): View more from California

I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest

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(812): View more from Indiana

Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(208): View more from Idaho

Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.

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