He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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