Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You work out of a Hotel?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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