You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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