What a fucking waste of an outfit
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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