You can't motorboat a personality
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
