Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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