HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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