my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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